For about seven years I worked at Stop and Shop as a cashier/grocery clerk/cart girl. It was the easiest job in the world. As a cashier, I would usually bring something to read with me since the store was doing horribly and had barely any customers. When I later switched to grocery and carts, I would have even more time to read magazines since I hid most of the night in the back of the store, generally staying off the radar of the managers. For some odd reason, I was always fascinated by the Sexiest Men of the Year list that People would publish every few months. I still find it amusing that People publish a Sexiest Men of the Year list more than once in a single year.
While I was aimlessly playing on the worldwide interwebs this morning, This week, People published it's Special Double Issue of the Sexiest Man Alive with Ryan Reynolds on the cover. In response, I found an extremely amusing article called The Smart Girl's Guide To The Sexiest Men. The following is a list of the men found on the list:
1. John Slattery aka Roger Sterling
2. Ben Bailey
3. Harry Shum Jr.
4. Stephen Colbert
5. Paul Rudd
6. Donald Glover
7. Alton Brown
8. Anthony Bourdain
9. Brian Williams
10. Richard Armitage
11. Bill Hader
12. James Franco
13. Jeff Goldblum
14. Jesse Eisenberg
15. Joseph Gordon Levitt
16. MGMT
17. Stanley Tucci
18. Sanjay Gupta
19. The Mighty Boosh
20. Tom Colicchio
21. Alex Trebek
22. Michael Caine
23. Dr. Drew Pinsky
24. Kunal Nayyar
25. Alan Rickman
26. Matthew MacFadyen
27. Lester Holt
28. Jay Baruchel
29. Jake Gyllenhaal
Of course, I decide to scroll the list out of curiosity. My initial reaction, was Who the Fuck are half these people? To make her point, the author included photos of everyone on the list, which made my head even more confused since I didn't recognize about 90% of the people on the list. I was about to exit out of the article, until I scrolled to #21 on the list: Alex Trebek. Not only did the Jeopardy host make the list, he appeared shirtless!
Don't believe me?!
If you don't find the above picture a little disturbing, then do you find this disturbing:
