Alex Trebek

For about seven years I worked at Stop and Shop as a cashier/grocery clerk/cart girl. It was the easiest job in the world. As a cashier, I would usually bring something to read with me since the store was doing horribly and had barely any customers. When I later switched to grocery and carts, I would have even more time to read magazines since I hid most of the night in the back of the store, generally staying off the radar of the managers. For some odd reason, I was always fascinated by the Sexiest Men of the Year list that People would publish every few months. I still find it amusing that People publish a Sexiest Men of the Year list more than once in a single year.

While I was aimlessly playing on the worldwide interwebs this morning, This week, People published it's Special Double Issue of the Sexiest Man Alive with Ryan Reynolds on the cover. In response, I found an extremely amusing article called The Smart Girl's Guide To The Sexiest Men. The following is a list of the men found on the  list:

1. John Slattery aka Roger Sterling

2. Ben Bailey

3. Harry Shum Jr.

4. Stephen Colbert

5. Paul Rudd

6. Donald Glover

7. Alton Brown

8. Anthony Bourdain

9. Brian Williams

10. Richard Armitage

11. Bill Hader

12. James Franco

13. Jeff Goldblum

14. Jesse Eisenberg

15. Joseph Gordon Levitt

16. MGMT

17. Stanley Tucci

18. Sanjay Gupta

19. The Mighty Boosh

20. Tom Colicchio

21. Alex Trebek

22. Michael Caine

23. Dr. Drew Pinsky

24. Kunal Nayyar

25. Alan Rickman

26. Matthew MacFadyen

27. Lester Holt

28. Jay Baruchel

29. Jake Gyllenhaal

Of course, I decide to scroll the list out of curiosity. My initial reaction, was Who the Fuck are half these people? To make her point, the author included photos of everyone on the list, which made my head even more confused since I didn't recognize about 90% of the people on the list. I was about to exit out of the article, until I scrolled to #21 on the list: Alex Trebek. Not only did the Jeopardy host make the list, he appeared shirtless! 

Don't believe me?!

If you don't find the above picture a little disturbing, then do you find this disturbing: