Monday, May 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary vs. Webster 6

Llamas - animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals, they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.
Did you mean: llama
One time, I saw these llamas and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.


Llamacorn - the offspring of a llama and a unicorn
Did you mean: longicorn, laundryman, lawmaker, limacon
Look at that llamacorn running down the freeway!


Llamagoose - is the ultimate level of hyper-activity where you are so full of energy that you are naturally entertaining and hilarious. It's the last level on the hyperness continuum.
Did you mean: llama, goose
That dude is so freaking wired right now. He's a crazy llamagoose!


Llamannihilated - to have been attacked, beaten, or assaulted by a llama
Did you mean: laminated
Poor Vicki. She was llamannihilated at the zoo last week.


Llamapology - a gift of a llama as an apology for a previously committed act. The ideal llamapology is very poofy and soft.
Did you mean: llama, apology,
After taking a poop on her lawn, Rachel gave a llamapology to our neighbor.

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