Urban Dictinary vs. Webster 1

What better way than to spend an evening, than to enter random words and phrases into Webster's Dictionary while Rachel realizes that she's working every holiday again this year. What the fuck people! Another year of dividing and conquering as we embark on another journey trying to squeeze visits with both families in half the amount of time. Don't worry though, she's off Groundhog Day, Abraham's Birthday, Cinco De Mayo (if she doesn't switch off for her birthday) and my personal favorite, the Chinese New Year's Eve. we are so skipping the Christmas tree this year and replacing it with one of those giant dragons.

Obviously, most of the words I searched for do not appear in the dictionary. Perhaps I should reevaluate my resolutions and make my new goal to add words to the dictionary. How do you go about doing so?

Anyway, enough of the tangent more of the goods. I entered each of the following words into the search engine and Webster attempted to help me find a better spelling suggestion. Since Webster obviously failed me, I decided to find the definition using Urban Dictionary, a place where you can find the proper definition to ass clown or needle dick.

Ass Clown - one, who, through no fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Did you mean: scallion, scullion, Ashqelon, ash can, slowdown, set down

The looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

Fuck Tart - The solid state of vaginal excretions that are expelled during a queef.

Did you mean: folk art, futurity, factorage, filtrate, facture, factory, Fugard, factorial, fucker, factor, flatcar, futuro, aftercare

I asked for a toaster strudel and she gave me a fuck tart.

Text-hole - Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, conerts, plays or during sex.

Did you mean: textile, textual, Tuxtla, texte, totalize, The Delta

We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.

Dog Face Gremlin - A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

Did you mean: They couldn't fix this word. Silly Webster. I think you got egg on your face.

Steve and James got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog faced gremlins.

Sausage Fingers - A person with short, chubby, fat fingers.

Did you mean: Webster failed me again on this one.

That chick over there's got some big sausage fingers. 

Chub Rub - When the skin between a fat person's thighs rubs together while walking causing a mild irritation between their legs.

Did you mean: Cuba libre, clubroot, colubrid, cupboard, clubber

I thought that chicken head had some cooties but it was a mad case of chub rub.

Stinky Dick - To have sex with two different girls without washing, usually without the second one knowing.

Did you mean: sitting duck

I'm not sure she would have blown me if she'd known I had stinky dick.

On a personal note, Momma Dukes loves calling Dave "Stinky Dick." For the past few years, that's the only name she has referred to him by. Perhaps, all these years she has been giving me subliminal messages that my father was a cheater...