The Jersey Shore

I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I'm a huge fan of The Jersey Shore. There is something about watching a houseful of drunken morons make themselves look like a bunch of drunken idiots on national television. The show encompasses a certain aura that draws the viewer in, turns their brain into swiss cheese, and forces them to watch an entire sixty minutes of incoherency. As a well educated person, my brain constantly goes into overdrive as I try to make out the meaning of half of the words that spew out of mouths of my new drunken moron friends.

After doing some research on Urban Dictionary, I can now safely watch the show without having a mind-fuck of confusion. With my newfound knowledge of grenades, landmines, gorillas, juiceheads, and meatheads, I can present my newfound knowledge to you. I now present the second installment of Urban Dictionary vs. Webster (The Jersey Shore Edition).

Gorilla - An extremely muscular/buff person, also referred to as "juicehead"

Webster - a very large typically black-colored anthropoid ape (Gorilla gorilla) of equatorial Africa that has stocky body with broad shoulders and long arms and is less erect and has smaller ears than the chimpanzee

Man you should have come to the beach today, there were gorillas everywhere!

Juicehead - A heavy drinker of alcoholic beverages

Webster - Alcoholic

I woulda married that jazz cat, but he was too much of a juicehead.

Grenade - The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Webster - A small missile that contains an explosive or a chemical agent (as tear gas, a flame producer, or a smoke producer) and that is thrown by hand or projected (as by a rifle or special launcher)

Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade.

Landmine - A skinny ugly chick.

Webster - A mine usually placed just below the surface of the ground and designed to be exploded usually by the weight of vehicles or troops passing over it.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade.

Meatheads - People that have absolutely no lives that lift and eat protein all day. And because they lift they think they are tough but they cannot fight for shit, they can barely move their arms. 

Webster - A stupid or bungling person

Yo did you see those meatballs those kids think they're so tough.