Facebook Status 11

Status: What's the real issue regarding cheating? Is it that you've shared an intimate moment with someone other than your partner, or is it that when you hide that information from them? Where does the worse sin lie, in the betrayal or the deception...
Comment: Well without the betrayal there would be no deception
Comment: but what if the other never finds out because the deception is done so well, and the partner never feels betrayed...thus making the deception a redeeming quality. admittedly in a distorted way, but still...
Comment: Yea, but look at this toaster, it cooks eggs as well!

Status: On a BoltBus with an asshole driver. But at least I have pot cookies!

Comment: I'm so glad you're advertising that on the internet...

Comment: Huh? Yes apparently too much for 2 cookies. I'm gone enough to quote the bible. and I've never even read the bible. The girl in front of the bus has been on Facebook so long stalking people I waited until she was on her own profile and then wrote her name down, went on Facebook and friended her. Its dark in here you can't see faces but she looked around because in the "message" I wrote "doesn't this boltbus suck?" kinda amazing. she's been talking to the girl next to her trying to find me...I'm directly behind her.

Comment: that is hysterical!! You are such a freak and that makes for good entertainment

Comment: ...Wait, didn't you go to Catholic high school for 4 years? How did you make it out without reading the bible? Wasn't there a class on it or something?

Status: Wants a girl in a cake for my birthday next week!

Comment: Barbie cakes are the best!!

Comment: The bigger the girl, the bigger the cake

Comment: I dare you to ask your mom...

Comment: Would you settle for me jumping out of a cardboard box wearing a homemade loin-cloth with fireworks (bought from a gas station) taped to my nipples with duct-tape...And I would be really drunk even though no one else has even started drinking yet and then I would jump through the front window of your house babbling something about Jews and puking all over your front lawn (and myself) before the cops show up and I pick a fight with them and they beat me up with battons and tazers and then they drop me off in a ditch near Sandoff?

Status: decided on my next tat

Comment: ??

Comment: A rose. Not for cliche reasons though. Its my middle name and I've always wanted it.

Comment: What is your middle name???

Status: my boyfriend slapped a retard today! LOL

Comment: all domestic violence should be reported. you shouldn't let him hit you again.