Status: Its only like 3 pm and theres already a prostitute out here working. damn.
Mother: Well you just got out of school right? Come in the house and there won't be one working.
Comment: Mother!
Status: for anyone that doesn't know yet, Joe fingered Ashley on my sofa while me and jack were awake and Ashley makes very loud noises when she doesn't realize it
Sister: Your friends are never coming over again. That's gross.
Comment: hahahahahahah ashley :L
Ashley: DELETE
Ashley: NOW
Joe: my mum just read that once again, you have posted a status inappropriate for my mum. So i have reported it!
Comment: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
Ashley: same
Ashley: how do you do it :L
Sister: And you little mongs left the fucking freezer open. Jeez!
Joe's Mum: Ashley NO!!! delete this please
Bryan: If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. - Jack Handey
Julie: what you mean..."like some people say?" If yo don't KNOW that...you need to read your Bible Bryan! We love you way to much to hear you even make jokes about it...
Nicole: Bryan reads his Bible everyday and has shown more devotion to that book than most of the men I have known in my lifetime. It's just a joke taken from Saturday Night Live. I'm sure God loves enchiladas anyway b/c they bring nourishment and energy to our bodies...help fuel us in order to fulfill the purposes God gives us each day. Of course, I'd imagine there are healthier things we could put in our bodies but better to have something to eat than nothing at all. Humor is an amazing way to reach some people. I'd imagine this just struck him as humorous.
Julie: Sure didn't mean to make a federal case out of it Nikki! We're family...I just think there are millions of people that read these comments on facebook that are NOT your family and do NOT know Bryan like we do! That is why I posted the comment! SEE? FAMILY KNOWS...millions of others don't...Don't shoot the messenger!
Zac: BANG
Status: for anyone who was confused. my sister fucked with my facebook. im still a single straight atheist and most definitely not a bisexual catholic barack obama loving widow. also im definitely not the bestist.
Comment: your're sister is awesome
Status: And on this day was born a child in rural America, bound to bring joy those around the world, with gifts of hard work, determination and sheer will. For on this day was born The Basketball Jesus, Larry Joe Bird.
Comment: It's also your sisters birthday. a day that will live in infamy.
Comment: Well mother, when Karen leads the Celtics to 3 titles in 5 years, she will get a special mention too...;)
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