WTF Movies of 2010

In the process of compiling a list of the best and worst movies of 2010, I came across a list of every movie released in theaters in 2010. While scrolling through the list, I came across the following movies that were released this year that made me want to smack my forehead and explain "Are they serious?!" I have not watched any of these movies, though, who would? Most of these movies are so bad, that a plot summary or synopsis is almost impossible to find on the internet.

Instead of the traditional Best and Worst of 2010, I present the First Annual WTF Movies (2010 Edition):

Big Tits Zombie
A medieval Book of the Dead is discovered in the catacombs that run under a small town strip club. When one of the desperate strippers raises an army of the undead, the rest of the strippers must kick some zombie ass to save the world.

The Blonde with Bare Breasts
The Blonde with Bare Breasts is a French film with a plot that is ultra confusing. To try and sum up the synopsis of the movie, there are two brothers whose father enjoys beating the shit out of them. They want to buy their father's river transport ship, which they are already using. Why they didn't just steal the damn ship is beyond me. A random gang of men offers the brothers money for stealing the painting The Blonde with Bare Breasts from a museum. The brothers agree to steal the painting, and steal the paint by locking a distracted female security guard in a closet on the ship that they want to buy from their father. (They already stole a painting, why not steal the boat?)

Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
In the age-old battle between cats and dogs, one crazed feline has taken things one step too far. Kitty Galore, formerly an agent for cat spy organization MEOWS, has gone rogue and hatched a diabolical plan to not only bringer he canine enemies to heel, but take down her former kitty comrades and make the world her scratching post. Faced with this unprecedented threat, cats and dogs will be forced to join forces for the first time in history in an unlikely alliance to save themselves.

It's not so much the plot of the movie that makes me want to scream WTF, it's the number of celebrities in the movie. Apparently, Hollywood is going broke and has no choice to make sequels to really bad movies. Cats and Dogs 2 stars Nick Nolte, Bette Midler, Neil Patrick Harris, Sean Hayes, Chris O'Donnell, and Katt Williams.

Death at a Funeral
Death at a Funeral is a 2010 American comedy film directed by Neil LaBute and replaces the humorous English cast with a lackluster list of overrated comedians trying to pull of British comedy. The film is a remake of the 2007 British film, which is just wrong. There should be some type of law that forces writers and directors to wait so many years to remake a film. The movie is about a funeral ceremony that turns into a debacle of exposed family secrets and misplaced bodies. If your even thinking about seeing this movie, skip it. Watch the original version instead.

Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove
Seriously? The last Free Willy movie was released in 1995 and we're expected to believe that the events of this movie occur after the 1995 movie. Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove tells the story of Kirra discovers a baby Orca stranded in the lagoon near her grandfather's rundown seaside amusement park. She embarks on a quest to lead Willy back to his pod. If the plot isn't bad enough, the movie is filled with shitty actors and actresses, who's biggest movie of their careers will be Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove.

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
I heard about this movie on Preston and Steve when it was released and was ready to vomit in my car on the way to work. The Human Centipede is about a mad scientists who kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to create a new "pet." This new pet is a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. Basically, Victim #1 gets to eat food and takes a shit into Victim #2's mouth. Victim #2 has no choice but to eat Victim #1's shit, process the shit in their digestive system and then proceed to shit into Victim #3's mouth.

Round Ireland with a Fridge
Unbeknown to many people, there are actually two Tony Hawks in the world: the famous skateboarder and a very bizarre individual who attempted to hitchhike across Ireland with a fridge. In 1997, this guy actually made an attempt to journey around Ireland as he reevaluated his life and career, found romance, made new friends, and discovered that people are perfectly prepared to treat a small white domestic appliance as though it was a fully fledge person with a personality in its own right.

Wog Boy 2: Kings of Mykonos
Wog Boy 2 is the sequel to Wog Boy which was a movie about...I have no fucking clue on this one. I tried to find what the hell this movie was about but the most I could find was that it was the sequel to Wog Boy.


Womb Ghosts
Womb Ghosts takes place in present day Hong Kong. A woman finds herself pregnant but has a miscarriage after visiting a hospital. The nurse at the hospital is having an affair with the woman's husband, and has visions involving a young ghost girl. The pregnant woman's father runs a sorcery business from his home where he uses placenta stolen from the miscarriage to "feed" a young boy ghost, who haunts people and ruins their business.

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction
Another movie that has absolutely no description other than: Life is wonderful for the people in the quiet, island town of Port Gamble...until a zombie virus outbreak!