Saturday, November 13, 2010

Facebook Statuses 3

Status: If you could see my heart, what would you do?
Comment: Take you to the hospital.

Status: I wish I could go my grandmas today
Comment: Why?
Comment: Ya know mom, instead of commenting on my facebook you could just get up off the couch and walk those 5-6 steps to get to my room and ask me.

Status: I wish I could take this day and throw it into the pit of non existence.
Comment: That pit is already full of your hopes and dreams.

Status: wow...called in and called out...how the fuck is that supposed to work...I hate working for these motherfuckers...they have the worst organizational skills of any company I've ever seen...and I've worked for alcoholic construction workers
Comment: I've tried to call you but you wont answer. I just want you to know that I appreciate the kind words you have written. By the way you had a choice to come in to work tonight or not and you decided on your own not to. Good luck with walmart or who ever is unfortunate enough to hire you. Im sure i wont be hearing from you any time soon. You are not man enough to hear what I have to say. Also I am confident in the fact that most the people on here know the type of person you are so why don't you stop pretending to actually be a responsible halfway good worker. And on your next job try not to smoke pot while on the clock. Im sure it will be impossible for you.

Status: Thought of the day: I could never date a girl with an overly large clitoris...It's too much like a little penis, and there is already enough of that in my relationships...
Comment: you saying you have an overly large clitoris?
Comment: No, no he is saying he has a little penis...

Status: may as well just sit back and watch everything fall to pieces
Comment: jenga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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