Thursday, February 3, 2011

Urban Dictionary vs. Webster 2

Rim Job - an instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter.
Did you mean: Ormoc Bay
Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!


Clam Chowder - after a long night of fuck-making sometimes the female may sit on the toilet the next morning and discover an oozing discharge of sperm and other fluids from her vagina; the texture, smell, and taste is similiar to that of chunky clam chowder.
Did you mean: New England Clam Chowder
Becky totally railed four guys last night, and this morning it looked like a cauldron bubbling over full of clam chowder!!!!


Homoblivious - the state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; a lack of gaydar
Did you mean: homocercal; homocysteine; homogametic; homogamy; homoerotic
He was so homoblivous that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him.


Ass Goblin - a small gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching TV and hogging the remote
Did you mean: East Point
Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinosaurs.


Alabama Hot Pocket - the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shit inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Did you mean: hot potato; hotchpotch; hotchpot; hokeypokey
Shayna decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an Alabama hot pocket.


Hasbian - a former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
Did you mean: has-been; Sabin; Sabine; sabayon; Sabana; Sibuyan; Hispano; Ispahan; Hispania; Saipan; husband; Sabellian; Spain; subline; Espana; sibling; slubbing; sea pen; subhuman; sapling
For a period of six years she lived as a lesbian and had several relationships, now she is simply a Hasbian.


Heteroflexible - a person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
Did you mean: hetero; heteroatom; heterocercal; heterochromatin; heteroclite; heterocyclic; heterocyst; heterodox; heterodoxy
Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they've chilled with a few beers.








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