Brazilian Wax Part 2

Now that I've been able to get the strange image of the disemboweled medical mannequin covered in rancid fish guts out of my brain, I'm going to take a stab at my original blog post: the Brazilian Wax.

Hopefully, most people understand that a bikini was ix the removal of body hair in and around the pubic region, most commonly done by females (but I'm hoping that some men out there do the same). I'm pretty sure that bikini waxes have become increasingly popular due the decreasing size of women's swim swear. I'm beginning to believe that the world supply of cloth is deteriorating, therefore clothes have to be made with a smaller amount of material. In fact, I'm quite sure that within the next century, clothes will be made out of recycled water bottles, leaves, and the tiny berries found on wild plants.

Of course, many cultures have been removing hair from their nether regions for centuries. In many Middle Eastern societies, removal of the female body hair has been considered proper hygiene, while in Islam, the practice of removing pubic hair is known as Fitrah.

Waxing or shaving of the bikini line may be classified into several basic styles. The three most basic styles are the American waxing, the French waxing, and the Brazilian waxing.

American waxing is the removal of only the public hair that is exposed by a swimsuit, depending on the style of the swimsuit. I assume that this type of style has been dubbed "American" since it seems like the lazy way of keeping your nether region trimmed. French waxing leaves a vertical strip in front and removes all remaining pubic hair. The French wax is also referred to as the landing strip. Brazilian waxing is the most known of bikini waxes and involves the removal of all hair in the pelvic area (front and back) while sometimes leaving a very thin strip of hair. This thin strip of hair is also referred to as the landing strip, though I'm sure much tinier planes would use this form of landing strip. More like the personal jet rather than the bulky passenger planes.

Of course, not every female has to perform pubic maintenance through American, French, and Brazilian waxing. Perhaps you're not into vertical lines, instead preferring horizontal. Then the mustache wax is for you. Everything is removed except for a wide, rectangular patch just above the hood at the top of the genital slit. The mustache wax is sometimes referred to as "Hitler's Mustache" or "Chaplin's Mustache." Of course, you could always have your hair removed in the shape of heart and then dye your pubic hair pink.

You don't have to rush out to the store for a fancy razer kit to shave amazing shapes into your nether regions either. Perhaps you would like to shave a a blue dreidel or green Christmas tree for the holidays into your secret no-no area. Most websites recommend you dye your public hair first, to prevent skin irritation (ladies are quite sensitive down there). Then you can use a sturdy material, such as an index card, card stock, or stencil material to draw your preferred shape of choice. The final step is to shave around the sturdy material.