Status: My nipples are hard and smell like grapes
Status: I will be in town for today, Monday, and Tuesday, so give me a call if you want to hang out or something. Except for right now, I'm still not on Facebook. If you need to get a hold of me call me on my cell. If you don't have my phone number call me and I'll give it to you.
Status: is worried that he appears to have the same ambitions as the 3 year old boy next door.
Comment: you want to be an astronaut and wear your spiderman costume every day?
Comment: to be coddled by a woman's bosom?
Comment: you want a tricycle for Christmas?
Comment: you want to stop having nighttime accidents?
Comment: to escape from my basement???
Status: you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your wall. DON'T JUST IGNORE IT because the Bible says that if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of his Father at the gates of Heaven. This is a simple test...if you love God, then you won't be ashamed to copy this and put it on your wall. :)
Comment: lol, so if you reject Jesus on facebook you won't get in to heaven? Damn, the Christian church is getting more and more demanding every day
Comment: These things are kinda fads, no? Indeed, it suggests that if you don't put it on, then you won't get into heaven, when if fact you are saved by your faith alone, not by Facebook
Comment: Haaaaaah, tell that to Jesus. Maybe he'll stop throwing his weight around and forcing people to write about him on facebook with threats of burning in hell.
Status: still a little shaken up from seeing a body bag being zipped up from a car accident last night
Comment: omg I hope that person is okay :( ill be sure to pray...
Comment: Well, I hate to say it but when someone is in a body bag the person isn't alive
Status: well today possibly could be the worst day of my life. just saying. i hope this is a blessing in disguise...
Comment: i hope its a blessing in disguise
Comment: i hope its a lemur in disguise. that would be awesome
Status: Really fucking pissed
Comment: What's up?
Comment: Well Michelle might be pregnant and im already paying child support on one and cant afford another
Comment: Situation sounds like it sucks but I have some good news...
Comment: What??
Comment: I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
Status: "Cause I'd get a thousand hugs - From ten thousand lighting bugs," that doesn't even make sense. He just ignores 9000 fireflies. Why would he need to include them in that song? And wouldn't that amount of electricity cause some sort of synapse overload?
Comment: If Owl City is one guy, then what the fuck do they do in concerts? Does he sit around next to his macbook and play his hit singles really fucking loud?
Comment: Maybe it takes the force of ten fireflies to equate to one hug, or it's one thousand GROUP hugs of ten.
Comment: Have you ever seen a firefly up close? They're insects, you know, not cute fuzzy orbs of light. Imaging ten thousand flies simultaneously grabbing you.
Comment: And what about the part where the Earth is rotating slowly in that song? The surface of the earth travels at 1600 km/h. Those speeds, relevant to a stationary point, would tear you apart.
Comment: But those speeds are on the equator. He must be very close to the polar caps to rotate "slowly," and then fireflies would freeze to death instantly.
Comment: And then near, the end of the song, he says there's 10 MILLION fireflies, that must mean he's created an organic von Neumann machine that multiplies exponentially.
Comment: Also, a good number of species of fireflies are poisonous. If a large amount were ingested it could sicken you. And if there's 10 million, and they're all vying for physical contact, it could be lethal
Comment: Wow, this music is fucking deep. I've never really looked this far into a song's meaning.
Status: I never knew butterflies could flutter this violently in my tummy.
Comment: The fuck you eat butterflies for?
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