Hoarders

If I were a hoarder, I would hoard...

1. Books
2. Empty scotch tape rolls
3. Empty toilet paper rolls
4. Wood shavings
5. Spare tires
6. Eraser caps
7. Extra tiny #2 pencils
8. Plastic utensils that have been wrapped in plastic with a napkin.
9. Empty bottles and mason jars
10. Yoda figurines
11. Batteries, especially if they no longer work
12. Rachel's socks
13. Unopened packages of underwear
14. Ice melt
15. Video game magazines and strategy guides
16. Embryos
17. Frozen meatballs
18. Eye glass frames
19. Yankee Candles that have been burned to the bottom of the jar
20. Curtain rods
21. Bike seats
22. Parmesan cheese aka shake cheese
23. Mormon bibles
24. Television remotes
25. Tiny fragments of bar soap that are left over after using bar soap in the shower
26. Broken tongs
27. Staplers
28. Bisquick Pancake Mix
29. Evian spring water
30. Toothbrushes
31. Tourist destination pamphlets and maps
32. Owls
33. Microwaves
34. Lava rocks
35. Ties