Rachel and I went to Deptford today to run some errands. She wanted to return a few things and I wanted to get out for a little bit. I would have enjoyed the experience a little more if I hadn't thrown up in the mall. Actually it wasn't the vomiting part that turned me off shopping, it was the fact my vomit was a projectile object, hitting the toilet water and turning into a geyser (ew!).
Prior to the projectile vomiting experience, we went to Famous Footwear. The same Famous Footwear with the famous Sneaker Man. The mysterious salesman who hides behind shoe racks and stalks out his customers. Today he wasn't hiding behind any shoe racks, but was front in center of the store discussing clearance with his employee.
I found out his name was Ivan, perhaps related to Ivan the Terrible or Ivan Aycock, the transvestite from the L Word.
He was still annoying as ever.
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