Random Questions

1. Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
2. Do they bury people with their braces on?
3. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
4. What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
5. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
6. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
7. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
8. Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
9. Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
10. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
11. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
14. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
15. How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
16. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
17. Do the English people eat English muffins or are they called American muffins?
18. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
19. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
20. What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
21. On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
22. Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
23. Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
24. If there were a thousand seagulls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds each, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weight 2000 pounds more?
25. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?