MTV Awards

Best Movie Nominations
Alice in Wonderland (Directed by Tim Burton)
Avatar (Directed by James Cameron)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Directed by David Yates)
The Hangover (Directed by Todd Phillips)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Directed by Chris Weitz)

What Should Win
Seeing that I haven't seen any of these movies except for Harry Potter, I'm going to have to select Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I'm sure these other movies were good movies (I still want to see Hangover and Alice in Wonderland), but I don't think anything can match up with the last Harry Potter movie. Between the darkness of the story, the development of the characters, and the special effects, I would honestly be surprised if it does win.

Of these movies, The Twilight Saga: New Moon should DEFINITELY not win the Best Movie Award. For many, many reasons:
1. Vampires that can go in the sunlight.
2. Vegetarian Vampires - that sounds like an oxymoron
3. Why are none of these men wearing shirts
4. Robert Pattinson's very strange nipple (see below picture)

What Will Win
This category depends on which sex can get the most votes in. If the male population has it their way, Avatar will win, but if the female population has it their way, then The Twilight Saga: New Moon will win.

Best Kiss Nominations
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning (The Runaways)
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds (The Proposal)
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner (Valentine's Day)
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington (Avatar)

Who Should Win
Um...this is the "What the Fuck Category" of the night. I know what your thinking, since I'm gay I'm automatically going to gravitate to towards Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning.

Wrong.

Kristen Stewart = whiney human from the Twilight Saga.
Dakota Fanning = whiney child from War of the Worlds

My choice would be...I don't give a flying dookie who wins. In fact, my vote goes to Ernie and Bert.

Who Will Win
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, only because the female population is going to flood the votes due to their strange obsession with the Twilight Saga.

Best Fight Nominations
Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter (Obsessed)
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel (Percey Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief)
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong (Sherlock Holmes)
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang (Avatar)

Who Should Win
Again, these are five movies that I've never seen, however my vote goes to Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Strong, simply because my girlfriend loves Sherlock Holmes.

Who Will Win
I'm going with Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Strong, and not because my girlfriend loves Sherlock Holmes. Downey does some fancy fighting in the movie.

Best Villain Nominations
Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)
Helena Bonham Carter (Alice in Wonderland)
Ken Jeong (The Hangover)
Stephen Lang (Avatar)
Tom Felton (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

Who Should WinTom Felton should win this category, considering that he goes completely evil in Half Blood Prince and is would have killed Dumbledore if Snape didn't get to him first. Of all the characters in the series, the Half Blood Prince has the most defining character transformation, turning Draco Malfoy from wizarding bully to wizarding murderer.

Who Will Win
As I stated above, Tom Feltom should win, however his major downfall in the movie is that he was too scared to actually go through with murder of Dumbledore, therefore his transformation into a complete villian wasn't complete. Villians don't show vulnerability.

Instead the victory is going to Ken Jeong from the Hangover.

Best WTF Moment Nominations
Betty White (The Proposal)
A 'Golden Girl' feels up Sandra Bullock during an awkward wedding dress fitting.
Bill Murray (Zombieland)
The original Ghostbuster, Bill Murray, popped up in 'Zombieland' in a surprise cameo playing himself.
Isabel Lucas (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Apparently, Isabel Lucas is "one smoking hot girl" but there's nothing sexy about her robot tongue hookup with Shia LaBeouf.
Ken Jeong (The Hangover)
Jeong pops out of a trunk naked right into Bradley Cooper's face.
Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body)
There's nothing hot about projectile vomit, even if said vomit comes from the lips of Megan Fox.

What Should WinBill Murray is himself in Zombieland. What makes that idea 10x better? Bill Murray playing himself as a zombie in Zombieland. WTF!

Who Will WinBetty White in The Proposal, only because she's a Golden Girl and feels up Sandra Bullock.

Biggest Badass Star NominationsAngelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Chris Pine
Rain
Sam Worthington

Who Should Win
I'm very confused by this category. Biggest Badass Star? What is the definition of Badass Star? More importantly, MTV just gave these 5 people nominations, with nothing to support their nomination for Biggest Badass Star.

My vote is going to Chris Pine for playing James T. Kirk in the new Star Trek movie. It was the first Star Trek movie that I had ever seen, and Chris Pine did an excellent job of playing Capt. Kirk. In fact, I don't think I would have had as much interest in seeing the other movies if it wasn't for Pine's role as Kirk.

Who Will WinWhile I think Chris Pine should have one, the problem is the lack of career after Star Trek. It sort of died after the movie. I haven't heard his name mentioned since the release of Star Trek on DVD. Instead, Angelina Jolie will most likely win this category, only because she has 70 adopted children that need to be fed.

She needs the win people. Simply because a win for Biggest Badass Star, means that she gets more work, and the more work she gets, the more mouths she can feed. Come on people, she needs to save the world...one baby at a time!

Best Scared As Shit Performance
Alison Lohman (Drag Me to Hell)
Amanda Seyfried (Jennifer's Body)
Jesse Eisenberg (Zombieland)
Katie Featerston (Paranormal Activity)
Sharlto Copley (District 9)

What Should Win
I don't think it really matters. These are five movies that I won't see, simply because they are all in the Scared as Shit Category.

What Will Win
I'm pretty sure that Jennifer's Body is the only movie out of these five films to have any positive feedback from critics, therefore I'm going for Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body.

Best Breakout Star NominationsAnna Kendrick (Up in the Air)
Chris Pine (Star Trek)
Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)
Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief)
Quinton Aaron (The Blind Side)
Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover)

Who Should Win
Zach Galifianakis. I haven't even seen The Hangover, but I know it was hilarious.

Who Will Win
Zach Galifianakis is one funny dude, and had more than one movie released this year, unlike the other nominees in this category.

Best Female Performance NominationsAmanda Seyfried (Dear John)
Emma Watson (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side)
Zoe Saldana (Avatar)

Who Should Win
Emma Watson is hot. I know it is so wrong to say, but Emma Watson is hot.

Who Will Win
Kristen Stewart, only because she's in the Twilight Saga: New Moon, and for some reason the female population is in love with this series. Personally, I think we should start a group to burn all of the copies of Twilight.

Best Male Performance Nominations
Channing Tatum (Dear John)
Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
Zac Efron (17 Again)

Who Should Win
Harry Potter finally got over all of that teenage angst, and finally grew some balls to fight back. My vote goes to Daniel Radcliffe, he went from being a whiney bitching wizard to a bad-ass wizard.

Who Will WinSince this is MTV and MTV caters towards the younger generation, Robert Pattinson will win. He can't act. He has a funny looking nipple. Yet somehow, he will win for Best Male Performance.
Damn you MTV.

Best Comedic Performance NominationsBen Stiller (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian)
Bradley Cooper (The Hangover)
Ryan Reynolds (The Proposal)
Sandra Bullock (The Proposal)
Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover)

Who Should Win
Again, another category that I haven't seen any of these movies, however my vote goes towards either of The Hangover performances. I'm sure either one of them deserves to win this moonman.

Who Will Win
Either Bradley Cooper or Zach Galifianankis.

Global Superstar NominationsDaniel Radcliffe
Johnny Depp
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Lautner

Who Should Win
Another of MTV's WTF categories. Global Superstar? What does that even mean? If we're talking about "Global Superstars" shouldn't there be a more diverse list of actors? Are the nominations based on whether you can recognize them in another country? I'm not even sure how to pick the winner for this category!

I guess I'm just going to take a wild guess, and go with Johnny Depp. He's been around since I was a kid, so he has to be a "Global Superstar." Right?

Who Will Win
Like I said, I'm still confused on the qualifications of "Global Superstar" but since Robert Pattinson has one funny looking nipple, I'm sure he's going to win.